Blood Sucking Heathen

Wow…. It was June something or other, when my financial ability to pay my WordPress domain rent went kaput…. It was one of those times that we, as Americans, whom reside year ’round in what’s known as lower middle class, come face to face occassionally with tribulations in our capitalist existence. We like to call…

EGADS

I must run! Make haste! I wake up and quickly realize that I have only 42.56 seconds to make it to the potty or there will be hell to pay. [Ominous background music here…the Exorcist theme sounds cool or maybe a Star Trek one…] But, alas… I waste 23.93 seconds putting on clothes and locking…

My Leg Fell Off

OH, HELL NO!!! My feet were kinda itching from wearing socks and shoes yesterday. I usually wear sandals when I drive, for comfort and non-stinkyness. Technically, Truckers aren’t supposed to wear sandals while driving; but Johnny Law don’t have to live with our feet…do he? Anyways… Reaching my orgasmic plane while scratching the in-step of…

Quote from Me

“Judge me in your hypocrisy and give me a life sentence, where I rot in the prison of your heart” – Trey Clarke 2015 *Sic gorgiamus allos subjectatos nunc.

RuRu: Once Again

**This is a revised edition of one of the favorites of my first followers and has created a few RuRu cult of personality groupie section. I am posting this revised story for the new guys and gals that have joined my blog lately. Join the RuRu fan club!    This is a play by play…