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3 Inch Nipple Hair and Boners

I wonder if there is a medical term, for the ever present condition of hard nipples on a man…. Now that I have your attention, you bunch of sick bastards; I wanna talk about real life sex things, after the age of 50. Sex things, you ask? ”Hmmmm, oh yeah, baby, now he’s talking….” you…

Give or Take

Welcome to America. We are 200 and 39 years old; give or take. We fought for our independence because we listened to a handful of guys that could read and write and they swore to us that “we” were oppressed. One of my great grandpa’s believed it so much that he went and got himself…

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Dentist + Fear + Imagination + Boredom = Post

Disclaimer: This is all you get today…..I was bored and goofy “Mr. Clarke?” The desk lady’s voice echoed across the small waiting room. I looked up in the direction of the echo’s source and answered the half head peeking just above the patient window. “Yes?” I respond in a quavering staccato “Mr….. Clarke?” the echo…

A Reminder Of Mad Skills

Sometimes I can be a little….what’s the word, S’Momus? Full of shit, you say? This guest blogger thing is fun. I’m getting to look thru my old posts and read ones that I forgot I even wrote! When S’Momus first met me, I was in a “Love me” phase. ……Almost 51 years now, I’ve been…

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Me And Da Duke

Have I told y’all about the time I met John Wayne? Yeah….”THAT” John Wayne. The Duke. George Washington “G.W” McLintock. Rooster Cogburn….Sean Thornton…..John Chisum…. It was 1976 and I was 12 years old. It was also the very same year of the bicentintennial birthday of the United States and the very same summer that my…