So…I got a new pair of black Speedos.
One sunny day, I went down to the beach and asked my buddy how he was always surrounded by so many beautiful girls.
“Ancient Chinese secret” he laughed…”I take a potato and shove it into my trunks and they come a running”!
I was impressed at the simplicity of it, but dubious…I retorted, “Hell, That’s no secret, but when I did it they kicked sand on me and sprayed me with mace”…
My friend said “It’d probably work better if you put the tater in the front of your trunks”