Tater…a joke

So…I got a new pair of black Speedos.

One sunny day, I went down to the beach and asked my buddy how he was always surrounded by so many beautiful girls.

“Ancient Chinese secret” he laughed…”I take a potato and shove it into my trunks and they come a running”!

I was impressed at the simplicity of it, but dubious…I retorted, “Hell, That’s no secret, but when I did it they kicked sand on me and sprayed me with mace”…

My friend said “It’d probably work better if you put the tater in the front of your trunks”


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