Tater…a joke

So…I got a new pair of black Speedos.

One sunny day, I went down to the beach and asked my buddy how he was always surrounded by so many beautiful girls.

“Ancient Chinese secret” he laughed…”I take a potato and shove it into my trunks and they come a running”!

I was impressed at the simplicity of it, but dubious…I retorted, “Hell, That’s no secret, but when I did it they kicked sand on me and sprayed me with mace”…

My friend said “It’d probably work better if you put the tater in the front of your trunks”

Ohhhhh….