C’est Bon!!

Just to start off this post,
Here’s a little song I’m working on…

Today I Started loving Me Again
I’m right back where I’ve really always been;
I fell in love with me just long enough to let my followers mend,
then Today I Started Loving me more, Again.

What a fool I was to think I could get by
with only these few gifts and pride, I’ve tried.
I should have known the best was yet to come.
And that reading time for me, had just begun.

‘Cause Today I Started Loving Me More Again,
I’m right back where I’ve really always been;
I got over me just long enough to let my supremeness mend,
then Today I Started Loving Me More Again.

Kinda catchy ain’t it?

As you can probably tell from the last few posts, I am following a self-promotion storyline this week.

It’s not that I need to build myself up you understand, it’s only a means to an end.

Some of my readers have questioned my sincerity and humility.

I was a little concerned about this. If anybody was going to lie to you about me, it would NOT be me.

For the 49 glorious years I have reigned upon this earth, I would be the last one to ever lead you astray.

Is it MY fault that I know that I am awesome?

Is it MY fault that I know that I was put on this earth for a reason?

Is it MY fault that I know that I am chock full of sand and sass?

Is it MY fault that I know that I can decide if I’m gonna be happy today, and not take life so seriously?

Is it MY fault that I think of people in pain and danger and pray for them, and be ashamed that I am grateful I have what I have? It’s not much by any means, but it’s mine.

Is it MY fault that I can love people I have never met, and hope they have a great day…and that maybe…just maybe…I will be blessed enough to get them to giggle or laugh, or say “Trey’s nuts” …just long enough for them to forget their pain or sadness for a few seconds.

Is it MY fault that my wife treats me like a God and serves me burnt offerings?

There is one thing all my readers must be aware of…

I’m really this way.

I am so full of shit my eyes should be brown. (That’s what my wife says…but she was raised in a cornfield in Louisiana and doesn’t know nothin’!)

Is it MY fault that I know it’s okay to be freaking awesome, gnarly, sinfully handsome, talented out the ass, blessed with a new day?

God owes me lots of days!

He sux at poker. He has no poker face. There is no guile in him….and he’s loaded!

So, this one post will be short today, because some of us still need to eat sometimes. I seem to have not figured out how to conjure food from thin air, or make money grow on trees.

But, I’ll figure it out soon. Me and Gods poker night is coming up again.

All my dear friends in this Land of WordPressia…I appreciate you more than you know or deserve. I want you all to have a great day, week, month, year….life!

I want you to decide….right now…that you are AWESOME! I want you to decide….right now…that you are going to be happy today and that you, honestly…control your life.

It’s a beautiful day, take nothing for granted.

Remember…that you just being alive IS a miracle!

There is one thing that you all deserve…

…A great day!

C’est Bon!!

Your Man of Mayhem,