Land of WordPressia Knightly Oath

I… Sir Treylahad…
Do swear unto God and the Queen over the Land of WordPressia.

To protect the realm against the raping and pillaging of the murderous Charles the Frigid.

To vanquish spam and covet the purity and lust of the blossoming  virgins throughout the…….

Wait… That didn’t come out right.

Can I start over?