Lame Poem 4…Shits and Giggles


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I got a booger on my fanger
Get it off!

I got a booger on my fanger get it off

I got a booger on my fanger and it seems to be stuck on there

I got a booger on my fanger get it off!

I got a skeeter on ma Peter get it off

I got a skeeter on ma Peter get it off

I got a skeeter on ma Peter and it seems to wanna stay there

I got a skeeter on ma Peter get it off!

Great big gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts, mutilated monkey meat, dirty little birdies feet

Great big gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts

And I forgot my spoon…

…. But I found a sttrrraaawww.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear
Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair
Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn’t very fuzzy was he?

These are all rhymes I learned before 2nd grade.

And they say Bugs Bunny is violent and bad for kids….

I never had a chance…. Did I?

2 thoughts on “Lame Poem 4…Shits and Giggles”

  1. Dude! What are you on?
    and where is mine?
    This is one messed up poem. I think you need to sleep. You need something. Perhaps a Waffle House?! I know…I will send you a good dose of Eminem vids…that should straighten you out.

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