There is someone following me
This fact I’m very sure
I think I’ve seen him on my heels
Or just around the next corner
I think I’ve even seen him mocking me when I wave, salute, or make appeal
I think I’ve even seen his lips move in mockery of my sexy spiel.
I’ve never actually figured out why he’s stalking me
Can’t make heads or tails out of why he can’t seem to let me be.
He follows me every day and on into the night
I’ve even tried to box with him to try and pick a fight
The very last time I swung at him to punch him in the face
He swung at the same time as me, but I’m the one with the brace.
He likes to look up a woman’s dress and pinch her on the bum
He likes to make funny faces when he feels like having fun.
If you know of who I speak please give me a shout
The last cute bum He pinched, her boyfriend punched ME out!
Question : Who is my stalker?
Comment if you figured it out!
Everything Hurts & I'm Dying 
Haha!!!
Well…? Who was it?
Lame indeed. Hahahaha. And not just about the simple answer to the riddle -which is the name of my blog, but the whole concept as a poem. Lame I’m a funny way. Well done!
Sorry, “lame in..”
It’s fun Friday! Thx for taking the time to read it. I thought it was lame too, but you’re the only one that’s answered it! LOL! Most of my blog is along the same lines hahaha!
You are warmly welcome.
Interesting. I hope I’ll be on the reader at your next post.
Just click follow and join my horde! LOL! Thx again for taking the time. I glanced at your blog and was impressed. I’ll delve deeper over the weekend.
Of course, already following.
Thanks much.
Don’t worry.. I’m fluent in “auto correct”
Hehehe. Thanks.
You are so bad. Blaming your behavior, well…on your other personalities who are totally innocent.
Hope you are doing good.
Peace