There is someone following me
This fact I’m very sure
I think I’ve seen him on my heels
Or just around the next corner
I think I’ve even seen him mocking me when I wave, salute, or make appeal
I think I’ve even seen his lips move in mockery of my sexy spiel.
I’ve never actually figured out why he’s stalking me
Can’t make heads or tails out of why he can’t seem to let me be.
He follows me every day and on into the night
I’ve even tried to box with him to try and pick a fight
The very last time I swung at him to punch him in the face
He swung at the same time as me, but I’m the one with the brace.
He likes to look up a woman’s dress and pinch her on the bum
He likes to make funny faces when he feels like having fun.
If you know of who I speak please give me a shout
The last cute bum He pinched, her boyfriend punched ME out!
Question : Who is my stalker?
Comment if you figured it out!