RuRu has been critically wounded during combat operations in the Seattle province of Washington while fighting insurgents of unknown species.
He was wounded by permanent structures while falling upon the enemy with extreme violence of action.
The M. A. S. H unit in charge of his care says his prognosis is dire and too early to tell.
It’s obvious to his fellow troops… Cullman, Steve, Bob, Guy and Major Trey that his fighting days are over.
When asked for a statement, the Major said that he and his troops were gonna get drunk and sing Irish ballads by his man’s bedside.
The combatant in question has been terminated with extreme prejudice by the new weapons system called Nike Shoe Stomp.
Please remember RuRu in your prayers…
Donations will be accepted in unmarked twenties and fifties.
Thank you and God bless America!