“Giuseppe!? What ara weuh agonna doa wit deesa messa ona da floora?!”
“Richardo, sweep it upuh ontuh deesa peesa left over pasta anduh we willa chuck it intouha de oven! ”
Sweep-uh Sweep-uh Sweep-uh
Chuck-uh Chuck-uh Chuck-uh
” Giuseppe!? Deesa peesa pie smella magnifico! ”
” Takeuh smalla biteuh Richardo, uh telluh me ifitissuh goooda! ”
Bite-uh Bite-uh Bite-uh
” Umm, eetsa numma numma Giuseppe! ”
” I betta u eetsa better wit uh tomato sawsa!”
Smear-uh Smear-uh Smear-uh
Chomp-uh Chomp-uh Chomp-uh!
“Giuseppe!? Thatsuh spicy meataballuh! ”
” Calluh u couzin De Godfather Domino Uhpapa Johnuh! ”
Ring-uh Ring-uh Ring-uh
” Starbucks…. ”
” SACRE BLEU! MON DIEU! ” screams Richardo de Chevalier Montague eh pey sohm merde!
” Dima Summanuhbitches Richardo! ”
Bet you didn’t know I am multi-lingual!
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Wonderful Post! Thank You, what a marvelously light- hearted way to start my day 🙂
I just felt silly this morning lol! Thx!
Funny how even their activity has an Italian accent. Hmmm… I am so glad they didn’t call a Pizza de Hut.
I was so close to that….but, I am an artist-uh
Oh forgive me, I know you are an artietist. Something like that.
You know you crave them though, no matter where de be from.