Inane Pizza: The birth thereof…


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“Giuseppe!? What ara weuh agonna doa wit deesa messa ona da floora?!”

“Richardo, sweep it upuh ontuh deesa peesa left over pasta anduh we willa chuck it intouha de oven! ”

Sweep-uh  Sweep-uh  Sweep-uh

Chuck-uh Chuck-uh Chuck-uh

” Giuseppe!? Deesa peesa pie smella magnifico! ”

” Takeuh smalla biteuh Richardo, uh telluh me ifitissuh goooda! ”

Bite-uh Bite-uh  Bite-uh

” Umm, eetsa numma numma Giuseppe! ”

” I betta u eetsa better wit uh tomato sawsa!”

Smear-uh  Smear-uh  Smear-uh

Chomp-uh  Chomp-uh   Chomp-uh!

“Giuseppe!? Thatsuh spicy meataballuh! ”

” Calluh u couzin De Godfather Domino Uhpapa Johnuh! ”

Ring-uh Ring-uh Ring-uh

” Starbucks…. ”

” SACRE BLEU! MON DIEU! ” screams Richardo de Chevalier Montague eh pey sohm merde!

” Dima Summanuhbitches Richardo! ”

Bet you didn’t know I am multi-lingual!

6 thoughts on “Inane Pizza: The birth thereof…”

      1. Oh forgive me, I know you are an artietist. Something like that.
        You know you crave them though, no matter where de be from.

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