Since I only got 4 likes yesterday for my post A Day In The Lifeless I considered taking my life.
When I was trying to decide which exit from this Land of WordPressia I would take, I ran into some difficulty.
1) Gun shot – I don’t have a license to carry a firearm and I’m allergic to lead.
2) Hanging – Swinging gives me motion sickness and I’ve never been good with knots.
3) High Jump from building and/or bridge – I am afraid of Heights, climbing stairs makes me tired, and the water is cold right now.
4) Overdose – How can you take that many pills and still use as directed? Discipline must be maintained. Plus, most drugs that are best for killing yourself are illegal.
5) Razor in a hot bath – Are you serious? I can’t even shave without holding my breath the whole time. I’m so cautious that I’m the only person I know that puts a tourniquet around my throat when I shave.
6) Head in Stove – I always end up cleaning the stove.
7) Carbon Monoxide – I get sick when I sit in a car too long.
8) Running into traffic – How can this succeed when you can only run into the street when the little blinking man on the pedestrian crossing flashes when traffic has already stopped?
a) Have you noticed that the blinking man is white…?
So, I can’t think of any other way to do myself.
Please prevent my suicide by “liking” all my posts and stroking my egos.
It is up to you.
My life is in your hands.
No pressure…. Really.
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