What a dumb saying.
I wonder who first said it?
A police man….?
A Cavalry officer…?
I just found out about the April A-Z challenge.
I don’t do anything particular on April Fools day, because I trust NO ONE!
Now however, it is the 2nd and I feel confident that the challenge is actually real.
Better late than never.
B is for Block….because I have no idea what to write about on the “B” challenge.
I have just woke up from a 2 hour nap in the middle of the day and my brain has gone bye bye.(Wow….two “B’s” in a row!)
My creative juices seem to solidify after a midday nap, like beef stew crud.
I know I can’t sleep in the middle of the day, so I really don’t know why I tried again.
I don’t feel re-energized, I feel….PFFFT!
When I wake up from these power naps, I find that I actually had my power turned off.
B is for Boobs: I used to laugh when i told fellow guys that I am a boob man.
I don’t think that anymore.
Ever since I have gotten closer to 50 years old, I have found that my own set of boobs repel me.
The only boobs I can actually appreciate without doing 5 to 10 in a quaint state correctional facility must be photo-shopped and over 30 years old. I refuse to stare at boobs that are younger than my daughters and nieces.
I am not a pervert……Well, not literally….I’ve never been charged with anything at least…..
B is for Beauty: If beauty is in the eye of the beholder, I want to see everything.
B is for Bills: They will always be there….Like Twinkies.
B is for Bi-nomial: I still don’t get it….
B is for Big Butts: I like them and I cannot lie ( I couldn’t help that one, sorry)
I wish I could write a little more about “B” but like i said, i took a midday nap and I have cotton in my head and cat-poop in my mouth.
I will have more time to think about “C” tomorrow and promise to enthrall you with my skills and narcissism.
B is for Bye: TTFN
6 thoughts on “Better Late Than Never”
Absolutely nuts. Well done 🙂
But is: better never than late really an improvement???
I’ll get back to you later….
It just seems that it is hard to improve that one… we could just scrap it…
Man boobs! Do I need to give you a bra? It could be for your birthday! I like this article
Funny stuff. I replied to your email. Hope you hang in with A to Z.
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