I am SO sick….
I can feel the blood scraping against the vessel walls in my brain.
I am so sick….
I have become the most productive snot factory on earth.
I am so sick that it hurts when I think I’m not that sick….
I am so sick that when I lay down I can hear my heart beat in the pillow.
Thump(echo echo) Thump(echo echo)
I am so sick I am contemplating suicide by Nyquil PM.
The Coughing, sneezing, so I can die in my sleep medicine….
I am so sick that I hope I drop a lung so I’ll quit coughing so much.
I am so sick that they will use virus cells from my dead carcass to cure Ebola and reanimate Elvis.
I can feel myself slipping away….
Goodbye cruel world!
Say goodbye to MA and PA and little Buffy….
It’s getting so dark….
Where is the light they keep talking about ?
Oh… I’m so cold…..
…… So cold
Hack! Hack! A choo!
I’m fading…..
Goodbye Aunt Fred and Uncle Sally, you gay bitches!
**Whispers next to my death bed** “He’s delirious”
Cough! Kack! Brrrrr!
I…feel…. Death coming…. Closer…
Go toward the light Carol Anne….
I….. Must make my peace with…
*cough cough cough *
Make my peace with….
Screw that, I’m freaking dying here people!
Goodbye WordPress people, I only knew you for a short time…
*cough cough cough Kack! *
Try and find a reason to go on without me…
Be strong…
Goodbye…..
*gurgle Kack bleecck Pfffftttt! *
“He’s dead Jim…. ”
” STELLAAAAA!! ”
” LET MY PEOPLE GO! ”
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I’m so sorry your sick but this us hilarious!!!
Thx…. *sniffle*
Hope you’re feeling better today
Aww..you got the man flu? 😉
Take care and see you in your next post!
I figured I’d see you on my death bed…. At least one of my dreams came true…. Before…. You know…. *cough*
I *had* to visit you! in case..you know…you decided to haunt me or something 😛
Hope you’re drinking lots of water and getting rest! 🙂
What….cough, cough, wheeze, wheeze……did you……ouch, oh, hell, sneeze, sneeze……say?
You too eh?
Nyquil kicks my ass so hard I have to take it lying down cause I’m unconscious five seconds later.
hilarious stuff.
Plus, I’m at over 5000′ elevation in thin *kack!* air…. Party on….
Party on Wayne
I had to wake up to make sure I wasn’t dead.
gazoomba
That’s pretty sick I’d say.
Lee
A Faraway View
An A to Z Co-host blog
I was just stopping by to say hi to one of my fellow AtoZers, but apparently I am too late. Rest in peace, bruthah. Rest in peace.
See ya ’round the web. All Things Kevyn.