Read my posts today, especially the ones you missed.
That’s all you have to do today.
I am feeling really needy this morning and my narcissistic rage demands it.
If you don’t, I will hunt you down and erase your hard drive and rape your cat and or dog.
Remember, I am 1/64th Scottish and I know how to use it, plus I’m out of my meds….
Have a great day and fulfill me…
Thx, Your pal, Treyzguy
12 thoughts on “Sunday Threat Level 3”
I don’t need to re-read. Each one is emblazoned and etched in my mind and heart.
Always a good read. And you don’t scare me I’m 1/4 Northern Ireland, 1/16 Scottish and all red-head. Be afraid, be very afraid.
Oooooo booga booga! Lol
I read all your stuff, even the inane, as soon as I get to my ‘puter. As to your lame ass threat regarding my cats and dog, well dear sir, you haven’t met my two cats who would leaving you crying like a girl before you even got near their beloved Bichon brother. The Bichon, meanwhile, would be loading the Sig and waiting for you to break for the door. Your visit would obviously leave some blood behind, yours, so I expect a way to bill you for the clean up work which will be necessary. Love ya’ bunches *big Southern girl smiles* You know as well as I do when a Southern girl smiles too big your ass is gator bait.
Is that disbelief I read in your response? Well, suck it up babe!
No, just bummed out about being in Myrtle Beach tomorrow…. Oh well. The travails I must endure…
I’ll jist stick the heid in ye, ya bam! 100% Scots. 😉 x
Ha! Jokes on you! I don’t have an “or dog”. Happy trails.
P.S. When you translate what scottishmomus said, will you let me know? I think I might like to use it. But appropriately, you know?
Yep! On it….