Date: Today
Scene: Knoxville, Tennessee Walmart pharmacy pick up line.
Actors: Me, a Mommy, Mommy’s Angel (maybe 3 yrs old; girl), Gramma, token Walmart troll and pharmacist guy.
Angel: “Mommy?”
Mommy (talking to pharmacist)
Angel: “Mommy?”
Mommy (talking to pharmacist)
Angel (loud) : “Mommy?”
Mommy (talking to Gramma)
Angel (louder) : “Mommy!?”
Mommy (talking to pharmacist)
Angel: “Mommy?”
Mommy (talking to troll)
Angel (loudest) : “Mommy!?”
Mommy (perturbed) “God Lord! What honey, can’t you see I’m talking to the man about the medicine!?”
Angel (nodding innocently): “Some poop fell out of my butt”
Mommy’s face turns red and explodes.
Gramma instantly jerks up Angel from floor and jams nose into Angels underwear..
Angel (informationally) : “It fell on the floor”
It did….
Mommy dies….
Gramma dies…
I died, too…. Right there in Walmart.
I laughed so hard I think I blew a freaking blood clot!
Walmart intercom: “Can we get an associate to the pharmacy with a bio clean-up kit.!”
I died, again.
I think I pulled some muscles over my ribs.
This was one of those 10 year laughs….
It got better!
When the Walmart clean up guy in a rubber suit and surgical mask was trying to decide between a dust pan or a piece of cardboard to pick up the “asskadent”, I howled!!
It was great!!
Poor, Mommy!
“Some poop fell outta my butt!!”
Bahahaha! Bahahaha!!
This really happened, today!
First Treyzyguy thought : “Man, I gotta blog this shit!”
That thought got me going again!
My funny bone was fully infected and contagious!
Alzhiemers won’t take that Mommy’s look outta my memory, EVER!
I hope you can picture it too!
“Only in Walmart”? lol!!!!
The funniest ‘shit’ happens in WalMart. Thanks for the share.