Laying it on thick:
My wife does not love me
Sheila uses me…. Sexually…
She calls me names and spits in my food…
She hates me
She pushed me down the steps at church, once…
She makes me live alone in this lonely truck so I decided to kill myself in my loneliness for being so alone.
I am so lonely that I must look in my little mirror if I don’t want to be alone.
I was so handsome before the loneliness…
She drives by graveyards and says “That’s a nice cemetery”
So lonely…. So lonely….
Aloneness is so lonely, in this lonely truck.
She would know my aloneness if she didn’t leave me alone in my lonely truck with my little mirror.
She throws rocks at me sometimes.
But she don’t care….
She wants me to die all alone.
She hit me with a stick, once…
She said I couldn’t get any chickens.
Chickens get lonely too…
I saw her kick a child, once….And steal his lunch money…
Poor lonely chickens.
I am a lonely chicken.
She hates chickens.
My wife only likes pork chops.
I saw her trip an old man, once…
He was lonely too.
I don’t like pork chops because they aren’t lonely.
….. Like me.
I am a lonely pork chop that has no friends.
My wife won’t let me have any friends.
She says chickens can’t be friends
I saw her eat a chicken once…
She says she’ll eat my chicken friends.
I don’t wanna be a friendly pork chop that’s lonely….
She is a mean wife.