1) “There’s nothing quite as discouraging as being a psychotropic optimist in a realistic pessimistic world”
2) “There is no such thing as being of one opinion in a world where everyone has their very own tongue”
4) “To each his own, unless someone else wants it more”
5) “If at first you don’t succeed, blame someone else”
6) “If it feels good, do it until someone pees their pants and begs you to stop”
7) Always love your siblings and treat them kindly. You may need to borrow money someday…”
8) “Love thy neighbor as thyself, unless you’re suicidal or they’re just not into you as much as you’d like….within the laws of God.”
9) “There is no reason to go on living, other than living”
10) “For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.”
a) Too bad people killed him. I don’t think he’ll be so meek and mild during his next coming. I imagine that even Jesus might be a little nervous returning to the scene of the crime.
I would’nt trust us either.