What are your top 3 pet peeves:
1) Back before Refrigerated technological advances, people that would not refill ice cube trays and then put them back in the freezer with one cube left in it, would drive me to hysteria.
Literally, pushed me over the edge into madness.
It’s cold in hell…..
My family was so scared of someone else doing it and me finding it and punishing them all as a joint collective, they would routinely check the freezer to be sure that no one had sinned.
I timed it once, in front of them, after they had all been gathered into the kitchen for my tirade and demonstration, proving that it is possible to refill an ice tray without dying during the process.
It took 11 seconds at normal pace.
5, at hyper-speed….
3, under duress….
I also stressed to them that 11 seconds is a lot shorter than the inevitable repercussions of being degraded and reassured that the offender is a lazy piece of shit and should die asap!
2) People that throw a piece of trash at the receptacle, misses the toss, and leaves the garbage where it lands.
I will fucking kill you if you do that in my house….
I think the above pronouncement, on a world renowned, international blog, can be held against me in a court of law.
But, I don’t care.
If you miss the trash can, pick it up…..
Or you will fucking die.
3) Inconsiderate Drivers:
I can’t make an official statement about this.
Let’s just say that I fantasize about vehicular homicide and mayhem.
Let’s just say that I have a problem with road rage and I drive a semi-truck for a living.
Let’s just say I’ve shot more birds than Duck Dynasty and given more fingers than an elderly proctologist….
One day, I will kill them all.
There, I finally said it.
I feel much better now.
Oh, I almost forgot….