Limitless

Since this is a new year and everyone keeps telling me that “With God, all things are possible” I went for it.

I have turned over all bad things to the Lord and let HIM deal with it.

Besides, one of my resolutions is to be more literal and condescending.

Well, I love God and I DO believe all things are possible thru Christ.

So, that means I can be whatever I want, do anything I want, soo…

Today I decided to identify as an African American this morning and I’m scheduled to be Asian, preferably Japanese, around 2pm EST.  

DOWN WITH WHITEY!!

Of course, when I go to bed tonight I’ll revert back to a big, fat, Caucasian, flatulent truck driver with hair on his back and poor sleeping habits.

Tomorrow, I’m a Mexican….

So excited! Mucho Buena!

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