Since this is a new year and everyone keeps telling me that “With God, all things are possible” I went for it.
I have turned over all bad things to the Lord and let HIM deal with it.
Besides, one of my resolutions is to be more literal and condescending.
Well, I love God and I DO believe all things are possible thru Christ.
So, that means I can be whatever I want, do anything I want, soo…
Today I decided to identify as an African American this morning and I’m scheduled to be Asian, preferably Japanese, around 2pm EST.
DOWN WITH WHITEY!!
Of course, when I go to bed tonight I’ll revert back to a big, fat, Caucasian, flatulent truck driver with hair on his back and poor sleeping habits.
Tomorrow, I’m a Mexican….
So excited! Mucho Buena!